Welcome. I'm Dr. Howard U. Sleepen with the Better Sleep Council and this is your orientation film on the Zombieitis epidemic.

Zombieitis is a real epidemic.

Policemen are seeing increasing signs of Zombieitis in drivers.

Zombieitis causes symptoms similar to those of alcohol impairment.

This epidemic is infecting the public at rapid speed.

Found in virtually every demographic and geographic population, Zombieitis can affect friends, family members and even your children.

In a moment you'll be given a simple set of instructions on how you can join the cause to Stop Zombieitis.

But first, let me explain the symptoms of Zombieitis.

If you or someone you know exhibits these symptoms, please immediately report them to the Better Sleep Council, where they can learn more about the cure.

Research conducted by partners of the Better Sleep Council has led to a tremendous breakthrough in combating the epidemic.

Now that you are prepared to identify and cure the epidemic, join the battle to Stop Zombieitis!

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